November 14th, Night of my first P-day;)
Wow. I love this place:) besides the driving (I've been getting car sick) but I love these people! we did family Home Evening at the Reise's house and they're so much fun:) they made us like some sort of stew with curry rice, which was pretty good:) then we had a little lesson and got to know each other... I've noticed that whenever I tell a white person I'm from Portland Oregon they ask me if I've heard of grim and we have a good conversation! and when I tell a black person I'm from Oregon they ask me if I've ever been to Compton!! because the ghetto areas here, like illovo, is very similar to Compton i guess... minus the guns!
I'm getting tired of all these monkeys though... one tried to steal my little notebook thing they give me.. but it set it down, I left it on top of the car and saw the darn monkey holding it.. so i yelled at him and he dropped it and ran away! oh apparently a missionary killed a monkey last year and what's interesting about this type of monkey is that they have blue nuts! so the Elder cut off the monkeys scrotum and sewed it into a little coin purse. true story. it was a BRIGHT BLUE! they're almost neon blue... or baby blue!
Also, the driving here is very strange! like if someone wants to thank another driver for something they flash their hazard lights at them a few times... its kinda weird to think about but its kinda nice:) also, the stop lights (they call them robots) don't have cameras and sometimes they stop working and will just stay red for like 15 minutes or more.. so its ok to drive through red lights when its safe... or anytime when the roads are empty.. that's kinda sketchy. also people here are CONSTANTLY walking on through and all around the roads! SO MANY PEOPLE GET HIT BY CARS HERE!! they're so stupid for that!!!! They drive us crazy!!!!
November 15th, 2016
today was pretty good:) it went by really fast!! max asked me what the most "first world thing" they have here is... guess what it is... their McDonalds has the greatest meal deal of all time!!!!!! its called a "share box" it comes with 2 big macs, 2 cheese burgers, 2 large fries, 2 small fries, to medium drinks, 2 small drinks, 10 chicken mcnuggets, 2 dipping sauces, and 4 ice cream sundaes! all for 160 Rand!!!!! so thats equivalent to only 11 U..S. Dollars! It's beautiful! my companion and I shared and on one of my burgers they forgot the Patty! so that was funny! hahaha like it was just Bread>cheese>ketchup>bread.
anyway after lunch we got a phone call to go give an old Indian man a blessing.. he was about to have Liver Surgery and was a little nervous.. i know id be! but he was a nonmember so i hope surgery goes well and he gives us a call again:) he was a really nice guy...
but African Hospitals are supperrr sketchy! I saw two dead bodies with like the cloth over their bodies.. and they were doing construction on the building.. they were laying more bricks on it like 5 stories above us and people were just walking on by underneath.. no care in the world that a giant brick might get bumped and fall off from the top of the building and come falling down on an innocent civilians head... I don't remember getting a Hard hat.. ya guys really should have laws that prevent stuff like this from happening!
sorry that was me ranting about African Hospitals.. I don't trust them...
also, we went tracting today and ive decided Zulu people are super cool!! they're probably the nicest people ive ever met! and they love white missionaries so they'll ask them a bunch of questions.. which leads to lessons, which leads to Dinners, which leads to friendship, church, baptism, and BOOM next thing ya know they're in the celestial Kingdom and its all cause im White!
my companions been here for 14 months so hes teaching me some Zulu.. its pretty difficult but I'm kinda understanding a bit of it! hahaha
ok I'm gonna get some sleep:) love ya to the moon and back and then alllllll the way from me to you! :)
November 16th 2016
Ttoday went really well!!! I had a lot of fun street contacting:) all i do is share a very brief message about the gospel of Jesus Christ and then I give them a pamphlet to read with our number on the back:) and literally every. single. person. asks to have the little book:) its so nice! these guys here are so chill and nice:) I'm starting to really get used to it here, and really appreciate everything and all the people.. and talking to the people here is really easy:) I'm getting used to it:) oh but they've said in our teaching lesson time they really really realllyyy emphasize talking like the people and trying to be like them as much as possible.. talk like they talk, walk like they walk, eat what they eat, and all that.. so I'm picking up a bit of a weird accent.. and they said ill know how to speak Zulu when i get home and maybe even Afrikaans:) so that'll be cool
Oh and today we went down beach road to talk to the people.. in Africa if you need money people will put on neon vests and help other people back out of their parking spots and they help direct them to open parking spots.. its actually pretty cool, it gives the homeless guys something to do so they don't just beg for money.. they help us out, and we give them a small thank you:)
anyway, we talked to all those guys today so whenever they see us they smile and are all chill and want to be our friends:) they're actually cool guys:) I don't remember any of their names cause they're all Zulu people... but we made lots of friends today:)
one guy stopped us in our car and asked for bread.. so we gave him like less than 1 rand.. then another guy asked us for weed and we were like "bro we don't smoke.." and he was like "whaaaaaaaattt? what do you do then, cuz?" so we explained the church and mission stuff to him then gave him a Word of Wisdom pamphlet.. he said he'd read it and give us a call! Hahaha
November 17th, 2016
today I gave a lesson to a kid named Jarrod about the restoration:) my companion and i taught the restoration he was really getting into it and he loves what we have to teach him:) we ended up watching a little movie about Joseph smith and how are church came to be.. the spirit was really strong and he said hes gonna come to church next week.. and we gave him a book of Mormon:) hes a pretty strange kid thats SUUUPPPER dyslexic.. so when he texts us its pretty funny! hahaha but ya know, the gospel is open for anyone so next lesson I'm gonna ask him if he wants to be baptized so that'll be fun;)
so far mission life is really fun.. i love talking to the members in our ward and playing games with them:) I'm already getting comfortable with these guys and having fun:) yesterday we went over to Phindy's house and she's about to go out on a mission in a few months so that's super exciting! She feeds us every Wednesday and she cooks A LOOOOTTT of food for us! and she makes us eat ALLLL of it! otherwise, we don't come back! her family is super cool so we played tons of games!
Today went by really fast and I'm tired so I'm gonna get some sleep! I love you and i'll see ya in like 23 months:)
love, Elder mitchie.Com
November 18th, 2016
Today we did a TONNN of service helping a family at church! they own a fish shop.. like they sell live fish.. not the dead ones... so we helped them move all their aquariums and fish tanks over to their new shop which only like 100 feet down the street.. they have some really cool fish there! but the coolest fish tank is at their house! We ate there on Monday, the Reise's, it's the prettiest one I've ever seen. They have all the fish from Finding Nemo except a puffer fish and starfish.. they even have the little crab guy! I'm quiet jealous!
November 19th, 2016
Today we finished helping the Reises move their fish tanks and it takes forrreevvverrr! They're so heavy and they break and then there's glass.. It's a mess! But afterwards we went and made dinner at a girl in our wards house, Zama.. she lives in the inna street ghetto part of South Africa and it was tight yo! then we got some delicious freezerburnt ice cream!
Today I saw a few new animals! first, i saw a Huge lizard while walking to our car! second, a baby gecko... actually I saw like a ton of them.. its getting hot so they're all coming out to stand in the sun! and finally, my favorite, I JUST SAW FIREFLIES FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!!!!!!! They're soooo coolll!!!!! At first i was like huh.. some guy must be burning his field, cause that's what they do here.. when their field gets overgrown they just light it on fire and its all good... anyways I thought it was an ember or spark or whatever but then it came a little closer and i was like, what the heck why is it green? THEY'RE SO COOL!!!
Anyway, I'm really tired cause we worked for 11 hours today.. I'm gonna go to bed!
I love you<3